December 2010
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twenty-ten was a merciless year of firsts:
i moved into my first apartment.
i suffered my first heartbreak.
i finished my first year of college.
i watched my first new york sunrise.
i fucked my first one night stand.
i got my first tattoo.
i paid my first bill.
i bought my first pack of cigarettes.
i killed my first demon.
i can’t begin to tell you how comforting it is to know that not a single one of these firsts will be my...
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twenty-ten was a merciless year of firsts:
i moved into my first apartment.
i suffered my first heartbreak.
i finished my first year of college.
i watched my first new york sunrise.
i fucked my first one night stand.
i got my first tattoo.
i paid my first bill.
i bought my first pack of cigarettes.
i killed my first demon.
i can’t begin to tell you how comforting it is to know that not a single one of these firsts will be my...
i am a being composed entirely of contradictions.
i’m a realistic idealist
i’m both apathetic and compassionate
i’m an intelligent jackass
i’m a romantic who doesn’t believe in love.
i’m a split of who i have the potential to be and who i have been. i call myself contradictory; a secret fear of mine is that i’m just a hypocrite. i don’t think i’d ever accept labeling myself as the latter.
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i am a being composed entirely of contradictions.
i’m a realistic idealist
i’m both apathetic and compassionate
i’m an intelligent jackass
i’m a romantic who doesn’t believe in love.
i’m a split of who i have the potential to be and who i have been. i call myself contradictory; a secret fear of mine is that i’m just a hypocrite. i don’t think i’d ever accept labeling myself as the latter.
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dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the instinctive tendency to see someone as you knew them in their youth, a burned-in image of grass-stained knees, graffitied backpacks or handfuls of birthday cake superimposed on an adult with a degree, an illusion formed when someone opens the door to your emotional darkroom while the memory is still developing.
i get this every single time i see my brothers....
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i'm going to the aquarium instead of going to work...
my shift got cut and i want to hang with some sharks. whoever wants to meet me in coney island tomorrow afternoon is welcome to join.
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my brother and i got high and the topic of my...
griffin: yo, your face was like, mad puffy.
codi: i'm sorry, what?
griffin: you used to have a mad puffy face.
codi: ... what?
griffin: when you were heavier. your face. it was puffy. as much as i resent and absolutely do not condone your veganism, it really did make you hotter. and less puffy-looking.
codi: oh my god. thank you for loving me even when i was a puffy faced jackass. that's really kind of you.
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oh my god.
someone just called me fierce.
word? word.
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ccchiquita asked: youre right, but ONLY because i have work tomorrow.
otherwise, we'd be making cuddle monsters all night.
otherwise, we'd be making cuddle monsters all night.
ccchiquita asked: youre right, but ONLY because i have work tomorrow.
otherwise, we'd be making cuddle monsters all night.
otherwise, we'd be making cuddle monsters all night.
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paintchipsfromthewall asked: Hey, not a serial killer at all or parents.. I'm nikki 18, live in Vancouver and my family lives in Thailand. I'm random as hell but I like new friends so Hi potential new friend.
A joke: this is my fave
Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks "The usual, Descartes?"
Descartes replies "I don't think.." and...
A joke: this is my fave
Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks "The usual, Descartes?"
Descartes replies "I don't think.." and...
paintchipsfromthewall asked: Hey, not a serial killer at all or parents.. I'm nikki 18, live in Vancouver and my family lives in Thailand. I'm random as hell but I like new friends so Hi potential new friend.
A joke: this is my fave
Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks "The usual, Descartes?"
Descartes replies "I don't think.." and...
A joke: this is my fave
Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks "The usual, Descartes?"
Descartes replies "I don't think.." and...
whiterainbows asked: CALL ME!
whiterainbows asked: CALL ME!
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i just gained a bunch of followers for putting off...
i’ve never been so flattered.
hello to all you new people. i hope that none of you are serial killers or my parents (or any combination of the two). that would be awkward.
introduce yourselves, you filthy animals.
(maybe throw a knock-knock joke or a limerick in there or something, too. impress me.)
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there are two couples fucking in two separate...
now that’s what i should be doing during a snowstorm. shit.
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i’ve come across a bunch of lovely drawings.
the collection of work is beautiful. get ready for some marco mazzoni spamming.
i have snowflakes in my eyelashes.
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our...
– Isaac Asimov, US biochemist and science fiction author (1920-1992)
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our...
– Isaac Asimov, US biochemist and science fiction author (1920-1992)
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i hate family holidays.
they imply that you’re supposed to be happy and cheerful and what-not, which makes me extremely uncomfortable.
i always feel the most lonely on holidays. i’m rarely ever lonely when i’m by myself, but it’s easy for me to slip into that feeling when i’m surrounded by people who i’m supposed to care about. i feel out of place.
i’m...
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night0nfire:
And the heat rising out of the car distorted your face into waves and vibrations. Your deepest thoughts penetrated my body and I cried and cried and cried. I will forever be your blanket. I will forever be the conduct of your electricity.
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it's 10.45, would it be completely inappropriate...
whatever, i’m pouring myself a glass.
i’m not even dressed. drinking scotch in nothing but a robe and socks before noon makes me feel like my grandfather.
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i'm slowly brainwashing my brother's kitten into...
i’m a master in the art of persuasion.
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whiterainbows asked: You are beautiful.
whiterainbows asked: You are beautiful.